Oh, what a delightful dance of dollars and doobie-doo in the Buckeye State! Let me spin you a tale of green dreams and cash streams that'll make your head spin faster than a cannabis carousel! In the magical land of Ohio, where corn stalks once reigned supreme, a new crop has taken root and boy, is it raking in the green! Imagine, if you will, a whopping $44 million smackeroos floating into the state's coffers in just one moon's cycle. That's enough to buy a mountain of munchies that would make even the hungriest of hippos say, "Whoa, dude!" At Locals Cannabis, the lovely Mandy Morton is seeing more foot traffic than a centipede convention. Her shop's practically bursting at the seams with six times the usual crowd. It's like Black Friday, but instead of fighting over TVs, folks are politely queueing for their favorite flower. Speaking of flowers, the price of these fragrant buds is doing the limbo - how low can it go? It's shimmied down 42 cents in just a few weeks. At this rate, soon you'll be able to buy a gram for the price of a fancy coffee! 

        Meanwhile, the medical marijuana market isn't feeling left out of the party. It's chugging along like the little engine that could, puffing up sales by $10,000 a week. Since its birth in 2019, it's amassed a treasure chest of $1.9 billion - that's billion with a 'B' for "Blimey, that's a lot of dough!" So there you have it, folks! Ohio's cannabis cash register is ringing louder than a reggae concert in a bell tower. With over half a million receipts printed, it seems the Buckeye State has gone from "Oh, hi!" to "Oh, high!" faster than you can say "Pass the brownies, please!"​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​